When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven god granted her one wish. So she wished all of the children in the world would be safe so god killed Michael Jackson. When Micheal Jackson died and got to heaven god also granted him one wish. Micheal wished he could keep his skin bleached so god killed Billy Mays.
I didn't even bother with the movie, so theres no way I'm going to click on those clips. Why did they do this? Why did they do dragon ball? Can't they tell what is and isn't a good movie? Or did they underestimate/overestimate the intelligence of gamers? Eat shit Hollywood!
Please, PLEASE put it back on the leash. Better yet, put it in a dog carrier, swing your arm around a few times to gain momentum, and give it a mighty heave towards the nearest large body of water.
06/29/09
06/29/09
What does that have to do with anything?
06/29/09
Shes too soft spoken, with a slight "breathyness" to the way she talks.
Not what you would expect from a woman like Chun Li.
Shes still a hottie though.
06/29/09
06/29/09
06/29/09
06/29/09
You would swear it was on the virtual boy bad
06/29/09
"I was sure he would get a 'kick' out of that."
06/29/09
Sorry to be crass, but it is true...
06/30/09
1.Even actors in this movie pass out from boredom.
2."The feet! They are unwashed and so very stinky!"
3."C'mon, party people! Put yo' hands in the air!"
06/29/09
06/29/09
06/25/09
The entire movie, they spelled it "Shadalaw".
...
I really want this stinker Rifftraxed. So bad.
06/25/09
06/25/09
*curls into a fetal position and sobs*
06/25/09
A friend and I pretty much made our own Rifftrax in the theater.
*Chun-Li vs. Santana fight scene*
Me: Looks like you're not getting laid tonight again, Santana.
Friend: Angry baby face!
06/25/09
06/30/09
06/25/09
Yes, I'd rather do that than attend this.
06/25/09
05/07/09
Also, it seems that her eye is drifting away from her head.
05/06/09
05/06/09
05/06/09
Please, PLEASE put it back on the leash. Better yet, put it in a dog carrier, swing your arm around a few times to gain momentum, and give it a mighty heave towards the nearest large body of water.
05/06/09